I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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