I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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