True but thats because hes a fetus.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She announced her abortion via fbk
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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