Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
What a dumb baby whore.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
