what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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