i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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