It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
