What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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