You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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I need you to use more vowels.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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