I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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