Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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