Whats the count minus fat chicks?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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