I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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