How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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