so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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