Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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