Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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