I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
