Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
should my penis look like a turkey
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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