I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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