I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Having a random hookup so left but love u
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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