Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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