At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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