I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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