I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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