I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He better not be in your backpack
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
