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(404): View more from Georgia

This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.

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(716): View more from New York

God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get

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(203): View more from Connecticut

so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe

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(970): View more from Colorado

No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...

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(303): View more from Colorado

The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.

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