I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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