im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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