spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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