I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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