ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I look better un-naked...
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize