he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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