what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Randomize
