How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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