Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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