she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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