marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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