nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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