You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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