you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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