turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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