I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I'm at about main and main street
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
This is my gift to your gina
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
