dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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