am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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