he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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