i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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