i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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