help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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