I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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