I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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