She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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