Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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