plz talk dirty to me
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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