Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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